Joanie tagged me with Ten Random Things, but I’m really not that interesting, so I may have to reach pretty far back for something worth reading. Unfortunately after 7 years of blogging I think you’ve been privy to all my secrets.
It’s all beneath the fold because… it’s over 1,000 words! Dang!

Kick Ass
Theresa at A Bumpy Path gifted me with the Kick Ass Blogger award, originated by MamaDawg, who says:
* Choose 5 bloggers that you feel are “Kick Ass Bloggers”
* Let ‘em know in your post or via email, twitter or blog comments that they’ve received an award
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Ladies & Gentlemen, this brand new Binford 6000 series metal detector will have you on the beach looking for buried pirate booty before you can say ‘Arrr, matey’!
Flip a switch and go in search of Civil War memorabilia! Yes, the handy dandy Binford 6000 serves dual purposes: it’s a land and water machine!
Amaze your [...]

Tammi tagged me for a meme, and like her… I’m actually kinda grateful right now. There’s much I could be/should be doing, but it’s hot. It’s summer. And I’ve got nothin’ of any interest except political rants and pictures of Bree’s ass. So:
The rules:
1. Post the rules of the game at [...]

Let’s get ego-centric.
I never did a ‘100 things’ page not only because it seemed a little narcissistic… I didn’t know how to pull that many interesting factoids out of my ass. But twenty or so wouldn’t be a stretch.
I am a Translucent-Freckled American Crone.
As obvious as it is, I never remember I have [...]

Boudicca was tagged by T1G for a Six Word Meme, and even though she didn’t tag anyone specifically, I thought I’d play.
The Rules:
1) Write your own six word memoir.
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like.
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the [...]