As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1 All salespeople will be pooling their sales commissions into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. [...]

…or, how Italians do business. Sent to me by an Italian…
Luigi says to his son: ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’
Son says: ‘I will choose my own bride!!!’
Luigi says: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter..’
Son answers: ‘Well, in that case . . . OK’
Next Luigi [...]

I wish these weren’t so true…
If you’re not over 50, this is what you have to look forward to.
In the extended entry…

Supposed actual letter from someone who writes, and farms. I received it in email, and it’s hilarious… but I almost feel guilty because I don’t know its origin.
In the extended entry.