Usually dogs over a certain age sleep through the night. Not this bitch; never has… probably never will. I’ve tried pretty much everything, from taking her water bowl away by 6:00p to feeding her dinner at 4:00p. Nothing works; she always wakes in the middle of the night and needs to go out. Well, roughly 90% of the time.

Amazingly enough, I’ve gotten used to it and I don’t even curse any more. While not a blessing, more times than not I’ve gone outside to an incredible sky and I look up, enthralled, while she takes care of business.

This morning at 4:20a she woke me again. Carefully. She’s learned that much. I rolled out of bed and stumbled to the door, still asleep. Grabbed her collar and navigated us both to the gate. I can’t just open a door and let her out; we have no back door, only a side door. We suck.

So she went around the side of the house where I couldn’t see her and soon the sounds of her growling and an ‘erk’ reached my ears. Not able to tell what the hell has happened and if she made the sound, I started for the side. Before I could move two steps a small figure bolted around the corner, keeping to the fence line. It followed the fence on three sides, going all out, until it reached the gate, evidently its entry point. Finding it now closed, the thing burst through it, leaving the gate standing ajar. No, it wasn’t closed well, as I hadn’t anticipated a wild animal charging it at 4:25a! The night being a dark one, I couldn’t see that the gate was open.

Bree, who up to this point had been completely nonplussed by the events, went to the place where the gate was supposed to be…. then she went through it. Understanding that the gate was no more, I of course yelled for Bree and hoofed it for the gate. But when I got to the side door, there she stood.
For the first time in her short life, she had done what she was supposed to do when loose; gone to the door. She waited for me, ears back, tail tucked… and I hugged her with a great deal of relief.
Can you imagine me running down the street at 4:30 in the damned morning, screaming after a dog?

When we came in Bree was checked thoroughly for any wounds, something I learned to do early on with my Dachshunds, who aren’t afraid to mix it up with any other creature on the planet. She was clean, just a tad confused. She loves to chase and curse the canal rats, when they venture onto the property… but this was not a rat, and she was simply curious about it.

It wasn’t a cat for sure. Not a rabbit, or I don’t believe so. I’ve seen rabbits running and they have a distinctive gait. Having never seen a raccoon or possum run, I can’t say for sure that it was one of those or not… but it was fast. I have witnessed a coon stand to its full height and tell a dog to get lost… and usually a possum would just feign death.

So what the hell was it?

The picture is bad, I know. Looks like it has acne or something. It was taken before I did the firmware upgrade to my new [not sure I'm keeping it] camera.