Ladies & Gentlemen, this brand new Binford 6000 series metal detector will have you on the beach looking for buried pirate booty before you can say ‘Arrr, matey’!
Flip a switch and go in search of Civil War memorabilia! Yes, the handy dandy Binford 6000 serves dual purposes: it’s a land and water machine!
Amaze your friends and influence people you don’t even know to hate you on sight!
Act in the next 10 minutes and we’ll throw in a headset valued at 59.99 and a bumper sticker for your automobile that reads “Warning: dork on beach”.

If you want to play, here are the rules:
* You must write your entry in 10 minutes. This encourages top-of-mind, primal thinking before the ego and judgmental brain kicks in. Just set a timer, make your kid count to 600 slowly, whatever. It’s an honor system. And I trust you.
* For this one, keep to 350 words or less.
* Please have fun. Don’t put pressure on yourself. Together, let’s rediscover the simple joy in the writing process.
* Post your submission in the comments OR post in your blog and leave a link to your blog in the comments.