Desert conditions are not conducive to life in Florida. Yesterday it was in the mid 90’s, the wind blew like it was straight out of hades and though not readily apparent, we’re covered in smoke.

The summer monsoons better hurry…

thinking it makes it so ![]()
the wind blew like it was straight out of hades
I just thought you’d like it dry for a change. You want muggy, I’ll stop talking.

Bou: In that case:

WB: “…thinking it makes it so…” I like that!
A: Can’t believe I’m saying this, but yeah, hot and wet.
I know what you’re thinking… 
Unfortunately, the humidity (unlike heat) does not have the ability to “sneak” up on you. It just smacks you in the face with a damp washcloth over your face and says, “Here! Now try to breathe!” and laughs maniacally. bwahahahaha
The only benefit to living near the coast, in a coastal state is the ability to get to the water pretty quickly. Unlike when I lived in Indy. Unless you knew someone with a pool, or had the balls to sneak your way into the hotel pools…you were screwed.
Let the rain dance begin!

Yeah, I grew up in Houston, the humidity capital of America!
When I finally convinced Arthur to move back with me, his first summer was… BAD. He swore he couldn’t breathe… High 90s and the humidity at 100%, I believed him. HOW did I grow up there?? LOL!
I’m so glad I moved away from fl. My family lives about 10 miles from lpga at daytona. ( i hope it does get as bad as it did in 99)
Me too, Amy! Hey, thanks for stopping by!
More rain dancing:

4:05 here and not a cloud in sight… no rain… again. Gah! 
The WIOD forecaster said that we could get some showers as a result of a front coming through…? I went and looked at WU and sure enough, they also call for showers… but the wind’s still blowing from the SW!
We can only hope that when the front does get here it cools us down a bit, because mid 90’s in May is ridiculous.

Hey now…I AM in Texas, also near Houston, and it is a nice 78 today and the humidity dude decided to let us breathe…today LOL
and how did HE let the hot and wet thingy get past?
78? I could cheerfully slap you right now. Didn’t you step on my foot in 2nd grade? Yeah, I thought the abuse went back to Anderson Elementary…

You know I love you. 
…and how did HE let the hot and wet thingy get past?
HE is at work.
Funny how I knew who you meant… 
Must conjure more banana dancing!!!

Bring on the rain!!
Dance, Richmond, dance!

Oops. Sorry. I think that we got your rain. I think that the devil blew it just a little bit too far north (and a little too hard) so it just missed Florida. (We had too much rain all weekend. So much so that parts of GA had some storm damage.)
I’ll help too:

Hopefully, that will work for Florida, and not for GA, ’cause we got more than we can take right now.
Don’t bogart the drops, Prudie! 

As much as I hate to admit it. This is all part of Global Climate Change. Warmer, drier, hotter, colder? Who knows. The only sure thing is that it will be different.
Hahaha..lots of banana man doing raindance…hey are they any helps? any rains coming? if so then

I always knew you liked it hot and wet, babe!

I was at work, but now I;’m home, and thus the ribaldry begins anew.
It is cracking me up seeing all those dancing bananas! Holy crap… you open the link and there is banana after banana after banana.
Alas.
No rain. GRRR
Our weather is saying none until MAYBE Saturday and then its thunder. Last thing we need is frickin’ thunderstorms. As it is, the friction of my shoes on my lawn could start a small fire.

It just looked like it needed a pig. It just… did. ;-)
Wes:
As much as I hate to admit it. This is all part of Global Climate Change.
HONK. Sorry, wrong answer! Next time, don’t drink the Kool-Aid! 
A:
I was at work, but now I’m home, and thus the ribaldry begins anew.
I told Gwen you were at work. Ha! Got something right today…
Bou:
As it is, the friction of my shoes on my lawn could start a small fire.
Yep, and my watering day isn’t until Wednesday. My lawn is long past dead…
Forgot the little guys…

HONK. Sorry, wrong answer! Next time, don’t drink the Kool-Aid!
Being only fifty you will live to eat those words.
Being only fifty you will live to eat those words.
You really believe that?
It’s pretty obvious that I don’t.
Why don’t we just agree to disagree? 
Well, Wes got one thing right:
It’s now “global climate change”, not “global warming”.
Moving the goalposts in the middle of the game always ensures an easy victory for the Left.
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Ha ha, Wes drank the kool-aid!
I don’t know whether to water what’s left of the grass, or rip it out and convince the husband that rocks and shells really looks pretty. Someone drop some salt peter or something in the clouds, give em’ a squeeze…it’s not Charmin!

It’s now “global climate change”, not “global warming”.
Moving the goalposts in the middle of the game always ensures an easy victory for the Left.
My thing is… who am I supposed to believe? WHICH scientists? There are plenty on each side, but because it’s become politically correct to believe in global warming, more people are buying into it…
When they found that one of the ice caps was actually adding ice underneath a few month ago -which I can’t find, of course, probably because I’m not stating it correctly- not one large media outlet carried the story.
‘Eco’ has become a religion, and nobody wants to dis their god.
Lee Ann, at least it’s pretty here today; we had a front come through last night… no more hot breath of hell!

Tell you what, you send some of that warm weather up this way (was a whoping 50 degrees here yesterday, and the day before and the day before that, etc) and I will send some of this horrible rain we are having near daily here.
Oh, and what is a good site to look up what areas are being effected by the fires. Probably should be a good daughter and make sure mom isn’t being roasted.
Probably should be a good daughter and make sure mom isn’t being roasted.
Tell you what, send some rain and I’ll call your Mom! 
There are no reputable scientists on the side of the contrarians. Period!
The Oregeon Institute of Science and Malarky is just that.
The Anatartic is definitely getting warmer. The increase in sea ice is due to the reduction in local ocean salinity caused by the rapid melting of land ice.
You might want to consider selling out and moving to an area that is at least 100 feet above todays sea level. In reality we probably won’t see that big of an increase in our lifetimes. However, we will live to see some very big changes.
The ugly truth is that things are changing so fast the models that scientists have used for decades are no longer valid.
The other ugly truth is that properly reviewed and published studies have about a two to three year lag before publication due to the time needed to evaluate tremendous amounts of data and the rigid peer review requirements of the scientific community.
BTW. It’s 34 degrees and snowing on the 13th of May in Colorado Springs. Not unprecedented but very unusual.
The Weather in Falcon Colorado
Wes…just curious, is your Kool-Aid Lime flavored? My favorite was grape, followed by orange personally.
And the fact that the earth changes and continues to evolve has nothing whatsoever to do with the “global warming” suddenly taking place. Nah…that would be anti-Gore talk right there.
By the way, I remember distinctly it snowing on a lovely late May evening of my Senior Prom. Yeah, a woold coat just didn’t go with my black strapless dress for my formal prom. And this was Indiana.
It happens. ![]()
There are no reputable scientists on the side of the contrarians. Period!
Bullshit. Though when I moved computers I lost my links and therefore can present nothing as evidence.
I’ve never heard of the Oregon whatever.
I prefer Black Cherry. Thank you very much.

I hope I can get my hands on the arsonist from Palm Bay.

They’re not calling for a possibility of rain until the weekend.
Nine miles from my house to the nearest brush fire.
Fourteen miles from my house to the next nearest brush fire.

Looks like we got us a prisoner of war, folks!

WB: If you find him, call us! ![]()
When we lived in Deltona during the long drought I saw fires pop up from lightening strikes in my neighbor’s yard! Scary stuff.
A:
Looks like we got us a prisoner of war, folks!
I love it!
High five to A - love it!

Wes - have to give you a hard time. No hard feelings. Here’s a green squishy pillow to hold. It’ll help.
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WeB - let me know when you find him…we’ll string him up by his toenails and celebrate Cinco De Mayo all over again!

We need a little yellow dude that is planting a rock garden. I’m all about going Zero scape. Rocks. Cacti. Is that a word? Dirt. Bah!
Praying for
! Less 
I personally want to invest in that dense groundcover ivy that people put on their yards. That seems rather “florida friendly” (doesn’t that take on a whole new meaning in a drought!). Looks green, no mowing…where’s the downside? Prettier than rocks. Any thoughts?

Aarrrr, Lee Ann! LOL!
This is pretty much the usual down here for May… every year I think ‘aren’t the rains ever going to start?’ Some years are wetter than others, of course…
I have rock gardens. They suck. Even when you put rolls of block down, weeds still grow through the dirt that’s settled…

Ground cover ivy? I don’t think I’m familiar… what would the dog poop on in that case? 
psst, it was in the SIXTIES here this morning. I kid you not.
Ain’t gonna last, tho.
And at this rate, it won’t be long before the whole damn state is on fire.
“H” season is right around the corner, hopefully that will bring rain and nothing else!(knockin on wood)

p.s. Good to hear Bree is ok. Our cats get lumps like that on their lips from time to time. God knows what they’re going after to get a lump like that!
Yep, “H” season starts in less than a month. 
Right now it’s lovely here, if you don’t count the smoke… nice and cool this morning. I took Bree for a walk before breakfast. That’s not going to happen very often this summer… too hot.
I need a treadmill!!!

The puppies have the back yard to run and scamper and play. The front yard is for luring unsuspecting fools, I mean guests, into our lovely abode.
If you ever feel like taking a drive this way, bring Bree! We’ll have a puppy throwdown in the back yard. Complete with libations! 

Ms. Pam…
Here’s a lady who just wrote a series on the global warming hoax crises… She’s got about a zillion links in a couple of her posts…
Very interesting lady… Spend a little time at her site if you have time…
http://www.gerrycharlottephelps.com/2008/05/list—some-ant.html
http://www.gerrycharlottephelps.com/2008/05/additional-warm.html
Ground cover ivy? I don’t think I’m familiar… what would the dog poop on in that case?
The carpet, of course!

Lee Ann: That sounds great!! 
Dave: Thanks for the links!!!!!!! 
Ah, the beauty and easy cleanup to be had of terrazzo tile throughout the entire house!
Bwahahahahahahahaha! 
We were just talking about this last night at supper. We need rain. Maybe your banana man can be a raindance guy?