I thought of Guyk when I read this; he’s always got something fun to read.

A biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, right under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering with pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl. The biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly for his heroic actions which saved their daughter`s life.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, “Sir, that was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve ever seen a man do in my whole life.”

“Why, it was nothing, really; the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
“Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, and tomorrow’s paper will have this on the front page. What motorcycle do you ride?”

“A Harley Davidson. ”

The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and sure enough, there on the front page he reads:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

The truth in liberal media terms!