Thank you! Thank you! Oh, come on now, I just KNOW this is meant for me! As my legs get shorter my ass, or ASS as it is fondly called around here, does seem to get bigger.

You both are pretty funny…

Yeah, I tried to talk her into it… I think it should be called “12 1/2 tattoos” but she already has a name in mind.

Whut?

Re: the dirty word- Such is life. Don’t worry about it. Would it make you feel better if I typed one as well? Fuck. Okay now? Good.

Alrighty… I know Gwendolyn will not tell you, so here ’tis: She had 13 tattoos until the medical peeps took off her foot midway between her ankle and knee, cutting off half one of one her tattoos. Thus, she has 12 1/2. Or is it a quarter, Gwen? Don’t remember, but I LOVE that name for a blog. Don’t you?

OOOOH WWWWWWWILLLLLLBBBBUR! Which part did he try to eat, Gwen???

I think 12 1/2 Tattoos is a great name for a blog. If Gwen sets up a blog called that, I’ll set one up called 3 1/3 Fingers.

Mark’s last blog post..Namaste, Motherfucker!

And I expect that when fitted for a prosthesis, Gwen will have said tattoo permanently imprinted upon it in the same place?

That would be cool, and a cool story…

That’s OK my friend.I, for one, need more room in my closet. I think a few bones are falling out.

Okay, did I screw up with that comment, Gwen? If so, I sincerely apologize. i thought it was common knowledge too.

Mark’s last blog post..A Kiss Is Just A Kiss…

There for a moment I thought you were describing a Harley.

Just a passing rubbernecker, going thru some respected blogrolls. Your post reminded me of stumbling down Bourbon St. and seeing Big Ass Beer and Huge Ass Beer advertisements…classic. Which then led me to this…Big Ass Beer

you just went on blogwatch with that one…

Jay- the friendly neighborhood piper’s last blog post..Shade tree Piper…

Sherry cask or port wood finish? 12 or 18? As if THAT’S a question.

Jay- the friendly neighborhood piper’s last blog post..Shade tree Piper…