Pakistan’s Daily Times reports that Hillary Clinton will win the 2008 elections and become President, while she recounts those thrilling days of yesteryear as First Lady. I’d think being married to Bill was exciting enough.

You just think you can see me….

Hill claimed her Jill Bauer rights with pride.

On Saturday night in Dubuque she pounced, arguing she risked her life on White House missions in the 1990s, including a hair-raising flight into Bosnia that ended in a “corkscrew” landing and a sprint off the tarmac to dodge snipers.

The dictum around the Oval Office in the ’90s, she added, was: “If a place was too dangerous, too poor or too small, send the first lady.”

If a place was too dangerous, send the first lady?? Hillary’s self aggrandizing mask is slipping as she works overtime to make herself as ballsy as humanly possible for someone with breasticles.

Who she really is and who she wants us to see are still eons apart. We know this woman - we’ve had her; she’s used goods. I wish she’d go away gracefully. Or just go away.