I’m 50 but it said my ‘real’ age is 24.3 and that I’d live to be 101.7! No wonder I don’t feel my age!!! ![]()
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Crap, I’m older than my real age, I won’t live past 68 and I think I’m in trouble! ![]()
Yeah, like I believe I’ll live to be 101! Don’t sweat it, Oddy! 
I wondered about the breakfast thing… and the three meals a day… But then, we don’t know who programmed it. 
Ummm yeah, my “real age” is only .5 below my actual age. And it says I’ll live to be 78.
Huh. So much for that Laugh and stay Young thing……
Oh, honey. It was easy for me… I’m adopted and have no idea what my ancestors died of, so I just put NO on every disease! Stress? NO. Stress at work? What work? NO! I also said I had regular checkups, which I don’t always.
See what I mean?? 
These things are never right.
56 / 54.9 / 78.1
See above! These things are always wrong, you know that….! 
I don’t eat breakfast either. Can’t stand to. Still, I found out that I’ll be around at least long enough to see Hillary Clinton put in jail for treason. Oh wait, that was my tarot reading.

I had a reading from a woman in a bar one night… she ’saw’ a lot of things.
The next time I went back to the bar she had passed away. When I asked the waitress if the woman had foreseen her own death, she acted like I’d tromped all over her grave. I mean, it’s a logical question, right?






















Hah - I lost out big time because I don’t eat breakfast!!! It said I would live to be about 98 and that I’m currently sitting at 27.1…
Because of breakfast… which is a meal I hate… I don’t think so. I’m gonna end up being whacked by some numbskull driving past when I go to get my newspaper one day. I just know it.