As some of you know, I’m emailing companies with a manufacturing location request. Yeah, I just made that up. 
Last to mail back is Dooney & Bourke:
Dear Pam,
Thank you for your email.
There are a limited number of products that are made here in the U.S.
Unfortunately, we do not have a designated list in which we can provide
you with that particular information.We apologize for any inconvenience.
Sincerely,
Jen C.
Customer Service
I take this to mean “There are so few Dooney products being made in the United States that we are not allowed to divulge this embarrassing information.”
What a shame.





















I can’t help but take it the same way.