Ahoy! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties! All land lubbers will be keelhauled today if they don’t partake of the grog and the silliness.
Shiver me timbers! [I just wanted to write that, no particular reason.]
And remember: Jello is never a weapon! 
My pirate name is:
Mad Ethel Rackham
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
arrrrrrr, matey! This be the boldest holiday in the Carribean and the World. Any scalliwag choosing to not partake be condemned to walk the plank!