…when you pry the steering wheel from my cold, dead hands.
On the heels of the news that SUVs are getting even safer comes the story of John ‘Silky’ Edwards, boy agitator.
While speaking to members of the International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers in Lake Buena Vista, Florida yesterday, John said he would ask for [...]

…filled with wonderful neighbors. Wonder who narced on ours?
YD came up to me this afternoon and told me that blue-now-beige house guy was walking around outside in his underwear and sharpening a machete. Then she came back about a minute later to tell me 2 city units were parked in front of our [...]

Last week was the first of my new diet and I failed miserably. I spent so much time and energy NOT eating candy that I nearly made myself sick consuming every other bit of edible around me in an attempt to compensate.
I didn’t realize what I was doing until Friday night when I ate [...]

A blonde’s car gets a flat tire on I-75 in Detroit, so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She then carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The life [...]

…and Dog Show Supplies!
It’s no secret that I spent a few years being a Rottie breeder’s ‘kennel help’, which means that most weekends would find me rising at 4:00am because for some strange reason Rotties were usually scheduled to start judging at 8:00am. I did this for fun, to meet ‘dog’ people and for [...]

…but they’re just as territorial about their perches.