A British woman reportedly “married” a dolphin residing at Eilat’s Dolphin Reef.

Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin…
The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.
“The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down,” the excited bride said after the wedding.

“I’m the happiest girl on earth,” the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. “I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert,” she stressed.

In case you missed it, the key word was “millionaire”. Nice try.