Yet more funny stuff whilst I sit, picking at blisters.

A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered
by a young woman with three small children running around her.
He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she
agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.
When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was
Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product.

When asked if she used it, the answer was “Yes, we use it when we
have sexual intercourse.”

The interviewer was amazed. He said, “I always ask that question
because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it
for the child’s bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other
purpose, but I know that most people really use it for sexual
intercourse, they just don’t like to say so. Since you’ve been so
frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?”.

“We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out.”